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2012 Politics


OBAMA VS ROMNEY - Giant douche VS Turd Sandwich




MOVING DAY - January 21, 2013


TAGS: obama romney 2012 election biden
Rating: 4.58/5

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Scramblus - September 9, 2013, 5:33 pm
how'd that work out?
OlderThanDirt - October 10, 2012, 9:10 am
OMG. Love it!
KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 8:15 pm
Eviction day November 6
vbattaile - October 9, 2012, 6:19 pm
HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


MEMORIAL DAY - And you complain about the price of gas being high?


TAGS: memorial day 2012 sacrifice
Rating: 4.95/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 12:42 am
somethingI aggreewith


SUBMISSIVE PRESIDENT - You're doing it right.




VOTING REPUBLICAN - One way or another, it's all about ruining lives.


TAGS: republicans 1 2012 romney rednecks
Rating: 2.04/5

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JGalt - December 27, 2013, 11:19 pm
when you realize both sides suck, you'll have taken a major step in recognizing what needs to be fixed with this country.
rockfan5 - February 3, 2013, 10:04 am
Also sadly, if you tax corporations, they can just go back and raise prices on you. So either way you dont win.
realogic - December 5, 2012, 7:59 pm
This is sadly quite true. Corporations own everything and it's done thru extensive lobbying. It's a fact of life and the only reason corporations hate Obama was because he was going to tax them. Instead as usual everyone else pays. Status-quo guys.


CONGRESS - Must be great to be able to vote on your own salary and tax rate.




OBAMA SUPPORTERS.. - Are like Christmas lights. Not very bright and half of them don't work.




VOTE DEMOCRAT - Because working is for suckers.




I THINK, THEREFORE I AM - Not Voting For Obama




OBAMA 2012 - The new campaign bus.




OBAMA 2012 - The preferred choice of lemmings.




DEAR TEA PARTY - We're taking our flag back. Liberty isn't exclusive and does not only apply to views you agree with. - Libertarians


TAGS: libertarian gadsden tea 2012 flag
Rating: 3.43/5

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thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 12:17 am
TP was hijacked everywhere
JGalt - November 10, 2012, 12:02 am
seems to me in Southern California that the Tea party was hijacked by mainstream Rinos.


OBAMA 2012 - It makes sense if you don't think about it


TAGS: obama barack 2012 liberal insanity
Rating: 4.95/5

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jaxx - September 24, 2012, 10:21 pm
ROFLMAO! But Dayum, now I need eye bleach! Barf!!!


OBAMA DIDN'T GET OSAMA - SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THAT HAPPEN


TAGS: obama 2012 osama build that
Rating: 4.53/5

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OTC - November 23, 2014, 1:01 am
Sure, just like Obama said: 'You didn't build that, someone else did.'
americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:14 pm
So if Obama does do something good you will just say it was someone elses working. good work guys
alteredscience - January 10, 2013, 2:38 pm
yeah,about 10 years ago....or was in 8? or....well i guess it's hard to kill a zombie.


THE SOUND OF FREEDOM - GAINESVILLE TEXAS BILLBOARD




INSANITY - Voting for the same destructive parties over and over, expecting different results.




LIGHTBULB? - "YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT!"




OBAMA 2012: FORWAR! - Shakira was one year old when Nobel Prize Winner Obama ordered a drone strike on her village, leaving her disfigured.




I'D RATHER VOTE FOR A MORMON - With Executive Experience Than the incompetent MORON currently OCCUPYING the White House!




JEFFREY LEBOWSKI - The Dude for President 2012. Mellow out and abide man




WORLD'S FIRST AIRCRAFT? - You guys didn't build that!




IF YOU TALKIN' ABOUT KONY - I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids, And your posters saved none.




LIBERTARIANISM - It really is THAT simple.




ONE GREW UP TO BE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS - The other never grew up.


TAGS: perry 2012
Rating: 3.86/5

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RonaldReagan - March 14, 2014, 9:58 pm
Both were potheads. You think Perry got cantankerous purely on dry Texas air?


JUST SAY NO! - TO THE O, IN 2012




STATISM - Ideas so good they have to be mandatory.


TAGS: statism obama romney 2012 election
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 13, 2012, 11:41 am
But..but..but the ideas are great!


MICHELLE OBAMA - First Lady of the Klingon Empire




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.


TAGS: obama 2012 democrat liberal left
Rating: 5/5

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birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:43 am
Interesting how the supposed, "intelligent" bunch, cannot think of their own insults.


UNELECTABLE VS ELECTABLE - Massive crowds show for Ron Paul at nearly ever rally. To the GOP establishment, this means he is unelectable.


TAGS: ron paul 2012 peace prosperity
Rating: 3.93/5

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terroraustralis - October 1, 2012, 12:23 am
its not about popularity, its about who will be the puppet. ron paul refuses, romney tows the party line despite his own family living in mexico and opposing his immigration policies... the republican party is corrupt beyond recognition.


OBAMA 2012 - Because bombing civilians is only bad when the OTHER guys do it!


TAGS: obama 2012 war drones civilians
Rating: 4.5/5

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OTC - November 4, 2013, 12:26 pm
He's really good at killing economies
JGalt - November 3, 2013, 11:28 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/03/obama-reportedly-told-staff-hes-really-good-at-killing-people/


"I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT" - Because I think killing children with drones is ok when a Democrat does it.




THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - When you realize many of the Olympic teams parading past you belong to nations you used to own.




THE CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE - to reelect Barack Obama.




DISTRACT - When your record really sucks




INAUGURATION DAY, 2013 - The end of an error!




RE-ELECTION MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT - An important message from our President to his supporters...




GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT - Because government and politics are total bullshit ...




WHEN YOU SEE IT. - You'll shit bricks.


TAGS: tango down obama 2012 usama
Rating: 3.89/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:56 pm
Finally. A keeper. Sending this to my son.


OBAMA PHONE - JUST AS EFFICIENTLY ADMINISTRATED AS OBAMACARE!




ELECTION 2012 MADE EASY - Vote for the American




“IF YOU OWN A SMALL BUSINESS, YOU DIDN’T MAKE THAT” - SOMESTIMES SOCIALISM JUST OOZES OUT




OBAMA'S CAMPAIGN - More Hope and Change?




I NEED TO TAKE AN OBAMA - Liberals are no-brainers




BEST BARTENDER JOKE EVER! - Funny Stuff


TAGS: obama 2012 election vote wisely
Rating: 4.64/5

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RonaldReagan - September 1, 2015, 9:22 am
Untrue as this is I'd be lying if I said this didn't make me chuckle. Funny stuff is right. heh


OBAMA COVER-UPS - Dead Americans could hurt re-election efforts Who would trust this President? No wonder military personnel prefer opposite party


TAGS: obama 2012 election brian terry chris stevens dead americans
Rating: 4.43/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 5:42 pm

Told ya so! :)
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:20 pm
I now see this is a different BG, I thought it was the one that was sh** last week, my bad.....
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:19 pm
No Moooooooo, I had it right.....
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:18 pm
The FBI says it appears the agents opened fire on each other of friendly fire. http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/19796632/utah-funeral-set-for-border-patrol-agent-thursday
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:18 pm
Ivie was sh** to death last week near the Mexican border as three agents responded to an alarm that was triggered by a sensor aimed at detecting smugglers. A second agent was wounded.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:08 am

I think you're mixing up two different events.
SethMythrax - October 10, 2012, 11:09 pm
I didnt hear that Mooooooo, just that he may n=have been sh** by his fellow guard when they went to check out the alert....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2012, 6:52 pm

The border guard pictured above was sh** with an ak47 That doesn't sound like friendly fire to me.
SethMythrax - October 9, 2012, 6:31 pm
Too bad the berder cop was sh** & killed by his own buddy & nothing to do with Fast & Furious.....


CRYBABY IN CHIEF - The opposition is being mean, somebody call Attack Waaaaah-tch!




THIS GUN IS LIKE RON PAUL - Consistent, accurate, defends liberty and most importantly... NOT FOR SALE.




WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION - That pretty much sums it up.


TAGS: obama resdistribute socialist 2012 election
Rating: 3.55/5

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Capt. Morgan - September 19, 2012, 3:49 pm
Samuel Adams. Brewer, Patriot. My Hero!


" YOU DIDN'T BUILD THIS DESK....SOMEONE ELSE DID.....RESPECT IT ! " -




BRO GOTTA GO! - Bye Bye Barry 2012! Obamanation Expiration Date: November 2012




LOOK FAMILIAR ? - It's a trap!!!




THE RIGHT WING - Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason.




AYN RAND - Wouldn't approve of someone who voted for TARP, Iraq,Permanent Patriot Act, and unemployment extensions




2012 - Why not vote for someone who is honest about their evil intentions?




OBAMA'S FAVORITE GOLF HAT - Buying votes with our taxpayer dollars!




THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP OBAMA - America has been duped!




OBAMOPOLY - Is this game over yet?




CURRENT AMERICAN POLITICS - In a nutshell.




VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE GIVES FREE PHONES - Such a proud less nation She’s chosen the democrat plantation –We have a winner!




THE POWER OF PRAYER - Rick Perry asked Texas to pray for rain and God set Texas on fire. This can only mean one thing. God hates Rick Perry too.




RED STATES - I'm sick and tired of paying for these freeloaders!




JOE WILSON - THE FIRST PERSON TO GET IT RIGHT




FACTS - Are stubborn things.




1% TAX ON ALL BANK TRANSACTIONS HR4646 - Mr. President, you and you DNC freaks are gonna get sooooo schooled in November of 2012.




70% OF MILITARY PERSONNEL EXPECTED TO VOTE FOR MITT - I guess when your laying your life on the line for your country You know who better to vote for Maybe leftists should serve in the military


TAGS: obama romney 2012 election military voter suppression let them vote
Rating: 4.33/5

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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:30 pm
why did nobody stand up when all of the military votes were "lost"?
ihadone - September 5, 2012, 2:51 pm
70 percent says a lot and you make up the 30 percent. Thanks for your service! Leftist have taken the democrat party over.
starryeyedguy - September 5, 2012, 10:35 am
I'm a liberal and I served 7 years in the military which was during Desert Storm - and I voted for Clinton! Not all military are blind conservatives.


FAIRNESS? - That sounds like socialism!




THIS BUMPER STICKER - Priceless!




PRAY FOR OUR PRESIDENT - (to be replaced)




THE BALLOT BOX - The Great Equalizer in a free republic society.




THE WELFARE STATE - Formerly known as America.




PROVE YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT - by voting for ANYone but Obama!




OBAMA FOR FORMER PRESIDENT - If I can't fix the economy, in 3 years you can call me former president Obama. - Obama in 2009


TAGS: obama 2012
Rating: 5/5

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jaxx - September 30, 2012, 7:57 pm
Not to correct you, because I do enjoy all of your posts, but don't forget the II after his full name, we don't want to gyp him out of his heritage yannow?


REPUBLICANS VS DEMOCRATS - Republicans sign checks on the front. Democrats sign them on the back


TAGS: obama romney 2012 election debate
Rating: 4.92/5

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KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 10:02 am
This is a perfect way to explain the concept to everyone...spew hate at your boss and you get fired.


WE ARE AMERICANS - AND WE APPROVE THIS MESSAGE




BIPARTISANSHIP - Those touching moments when the government can agree on f%$king the people over together.




OBAMA TOILET PAPER - I'll take a case of that and a 55 gallon barrel of prune juice. Gonna have some fun going through that TP!




UNLIKE JESSE JACKSON - THE PRESIDENT APPEARS TO BE A CLOSET RACE BAITER




HOPE AND CHANGE? NAH, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA -




THUMBS UP FOR ROMNEY - Because big government, violating the Constitution and crony capitalism is only bad when the other guys do it.




IKE - A great President. The last Republican to ever balance the budget. Today's idiotic GOP would compare him to Stalin.




ACCOMPLISHMENT - To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act. -- Anatole France




REPUBLICAN STATEMENTS - Facts are seldom applicable.




INVEST IN PRECIOUS METALS - Buy lead!


TAGS: 2nd amendment small arms 2012
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 22, 2012, 5:01 pm
*now....talking like a filthy thief is not as easy as progressives make it look.
KALKAM - October 22, 2012, 5:00 pm
You have no right doing that...no give me your income.


APRIL 22, 2009 - Obama burns 9,000 gallons of fuel to fly 895 miles round trip to plant a tree and speak on alternative energy.




JANUARY 20, 2013 - THE END OF AN ERROR




"BLAME BUSH" WORKED IN 2008 -




CAROLINE KENNEDY SUPPORTED OBAMA IN 2008 - Says now "I can't stand to hear his voice. He's a liar and worse" Democrats have forgotten real American leadership




HEY LIBERALS - You're next.


TAGS: paul ryan romney 2012 polls
Rating: 4.13/5

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thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 11:54 am
No satire when deer hunting is involved, I'll at least agree with you on that part. :)
MashiMashi - November 9, 2012, 10:56 am
I'm from WISCONSIN there is no SATIRE when deer hunting is involved this is my guy, hell be the next president.
thatmfguy - November 8, 2012, 9:07 pm
It's called satire, stop being such a nancy.
MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 7:56 pm
you can't win by threatening us.


WE'RE COMING... - In November, 2012




IN THE NANNY STATE - The government decides where you can smoke.




OBAMA 2012 - Are the Republicans really this stupid or are they just letting me win?




ROSEANNE BARR - Thinks military personnel, families, and retirees are "on the dole".




ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES - 2012 Has More Than Most




OBAMA’S ALREADY PLANNING TO MOVE TO HAWAII IN JANUARY 2013 - Mother-in-law lets cat out of the bag (Chicago house going on sale, 40 million dollar house purchased in Hawaii) (GOD REALLY DOES ANSWER PRAYERS)




I DID BUILD THAT! - NOBODY ELSE MADE IT HAPPEN!




THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN - Starring Barack Obama. All shows end January, 2013.




APRIL 4, 2009 - " There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian -- wheeling and dealing ... "




HIS DESPICABLE, DESPERATE CAMPAIGN OF DIVISION, DIVERSION, DEMAGOGUERY AND LIES - is ZEROING in on defeat as his poll numbers drop from the sky




I HAVE A DREAM - second term




NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED - Hankies provided




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