OBAMA VS ROMNEY - Giant douche VS Turd Sandwich
MOVING DAY - January 21, 2013
MEMORIAL DAY - And you complain about the price of gas being high?
SUBMISSIVE PRESIDENT - You're doing it right.
VOTING REPUBLICAN - One way or another, it's all about ruining lives.
CONGRESS - Must be great to be able to vote on your own salary and tax rate.
OBAMA SUPPORTERS.. - Are like Christmas lights. Not very bright and half of them don't work.
VOTE DEMOCRAT - Because working is for suckers.
I THINK, THEREFORE I AM - Not Voting For Obama
OBAMA 2012 - The new campaign bus.
OBAMA 2012 - The preferred choice of lemmings.
DEAR TEA PARTY - We're taking our flag back. Liberty isn't exclusive and does not only apply to views you agree with. - Libertarians
OBAMA 2012 - It makes sense if you don't think about it
OBAMA DIDN'T GET OSAMA - SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THAT HAPPEN
THE SOUND OF FREEDOM - GAINESVILLE TEXAS BILLBOARD
INSANITY - Voting for the same destructive parties over and over, expecting different results.
LIGHTBULB? - "YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT!"
OBAMA 2012: FORWAR! - Shakira was one year old when Nobel Prize Winner Obama ordered a drone strike on her village, leaving her disfigured.
I'D RATHER VOTE FOR A MORMON - With Executive Experience Than the incompetent MORON currently OCCUPYING the White House!
JEFFREY LEBOWSKI - The Dude for President 2012. Mellow out and abide man
WORLD'S FIRST AIRCRAFT? - You guys didn't build that!
IF YOU TALKIN' ABOUT KONY - I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids, And your posters saved none.
LIBERTARIANISM - It really is THAT simple.
ONE GREW UP TO BE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS - The other never grew up.
JUST SAY NO! - TO THE O, IN 2012
STATISM - Ideas so good they have to be mandatory.
MICHELLE OBAMA - First Lady of the Klingon Empire
OBAMA SUPPORTERS - Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
UNELECTABLE VS ELECTABLE - Massive crowds show for Ron Paul at nearly ever rally. To the GOP establishment, this means he is unelectable.
OBAMA 2012 - Because bombing civilians is only bad when the OTHER guys do it!
"I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT" - Because I think killing children with drones is ok when a Democrat does it.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - When you realize many of the Olympic teams parading past you belong to nations you used to own.
THE CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE - to reelect Barack Obama.
DISTRACT - When your record really sucks
INAUGURATION DAY, 2013 - The end of an error!
RE-ELECTION MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT - An important message from our President to his supporters...
GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT - Because government and politics are total bullshit ...
WHEN YOU SEE IT. - You'll shit bricks.
OBAMA PHONE - JUST AS EFFICIENTLY ADMINISTRATED AS OBAMACARE!
ELECTION 2012 MADE EASY - Vote for the American
“IF YOU OWN A SMALL BUSINESS, YOU DIDN’T MAKE THAT” - SOMESTIMES SOCIALISM JUST OOZES OUT
OBAMA'S CAMPAIGN - More Hope and Change?
I NEED TO TAKE AN OBAMA - Liberals are no-brainers
BEST BARTENDER JOKE EVER! - Funny Stuff
OBAMA COVER-UPS - Dead Americans could hurt re-election efforts Who would trust this President? No wonder military personnel prefer opposite party
CRYBABY IN CHIEF - The opposition is being mean, somebody call Attack Waaaaah-tch!
THIS GUN IS LIKE RON PAUL - Consistent, accurate, defends liberty and most importantly... NOT FOR SALE.
WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION - That pretty much sums it up.
" YOU DIDN'T BUILD THIS DESK....SOMEONE ELSE DID.....RESPECT IT ! " -
BRO GOTTA GO! - Bye Bye Barry 2012! Obamanation Expiration Date: November 2012
LOOK FAMILIAR ? - It's a trap!!!
THE RIGHT WING - Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason.
AYN RAND - Wouldn't approve of someone who voted for TARP, Iraq,Permanent Patriot Act, and unemployment extensions
2012 - Why not vote for someone who is honest about their evil intentions?
OBAMA'S FAVORITE GOLF HAT - Buying votes with our taxpayer dollars!
THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP OBAMA - America has been duped!
OBAMOPOLY - Is this game over yet?
CURRENT AMERICAN POLITICS - In a nutshell.
VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE GIVES FREE PHONES - Such a proud less nation She’s chosen the democrat plantation –We have a winner!
THE POWER OF PRAYER - Rick Perry asked Texas to pray for rain and God set Texas on fire. This can only mean one thing. God hates Rick Perry too.
RED STATES - I'm sick and tired of paying for these freeloaders!
JOE WILSON - THE FIRST PERSON TO GET IT RIGHT
FACTS - Are stubborn things.
1% TAX ON ALL BANK TRANSACTIONS HR4646 - Mr. President, you and you DNC freaks are gonna get sooooo schooled in November of 2012.
70% OF MILITARY PERSONNEL EXPECTED TO VOTE FOR MITT - I guess when your laying your life on the line for your country You know who better to vote for Maybe leftists should serve in the military
FAIRNESS? - That sounds like socialism!
THIS BUMPER STICKER - Priceless!
PRAY FOR OUR PRESIDENT - (to be replaced)
THE BALLOT BOX - The Great Equalizer in a free republic society.
THE WELFARE STATE - Formerly known as America.
PROVE YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT - by voting for ANYone but Obama!
OBAMA FOR FORMER PRESIDENT - If I can't fix the economy, in 3 years you can call me former president Obama. - Obama in 2009
REPUBLICANS VS DEMOCRATS - Republicans sign checks on the front. Democrats sign them on the back
WE ARE AMERICANS - AND WE APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
BIPARTISANSHIP - Those touching moments when the government can agree on f%$king the people over together.
OBAMA TOILET PAPER - I'll take a case of that and a 55 gallon barrel of prune juice. Gonna have some fun going through that TP!
UNLIKE JESSE JACKSON - THE PRESIDENT APPEARS TO BE A CLOSET RACE BAITER
HOPE AND CHANGE? NAH, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA -
THUMBS UP FOR ROMNEY - Because big government, violating the Constitution and crony capitalism is only bad when the other guys do it.
IKE - A great President. The last Republican to ever balance the budget. Today's idiotic GOP would compare him to Stalin.
ACCOMPLISHMENT - To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act. -- Anatole France
REPUBLICAN STATEMENTS - Facts are seldom applicable.
INVEST IN PRECIOUS METALS - Buy lead!
APRIL 22, 2009 - Obama burns 9,000 gallons of fuel to fly 895 miles round trip to plant a tree and speak on alternative energy.
JANUARY 20, 2013 - THE END OF AN ERROR
"BLAME BUSH" WORKED IN 2008 -
CAROLINE KENNEDY SUPPORTED OBAMA IN 2008 - Says now "I can't stand to hear his voice. He's a liar and worse" Democrats have forgotten real American leadership
HEY LIBERALS - You're next.
WE'RE COMING... - In November, 2012
IN THE NANNY STATE - The government decides where you can smoke.
OBAMA 2012 - Are the Republicans really this stupid or are they just letting me win?
ROSEANNE BARR - Thinks military personnel, families, and retirees are "on the dole".
ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES - 2012 Has More Than Most
OBAMA’S ALREADY PLANNING TO MOVE TO HAWAII IN JANUARY 2013 - Mother-in-law lets cat out of the bag (Chicago house going on sale, 40 million dollar house purchased in Hawaii) (GOD REALLY DOES ANSWER PRAYERS)
I DID BUILD THAT! - NOBODY ELSE MADE IT HAPPEN!
THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN - Starring Barack Obama. All shows end January, 2013.
APRIL 4, 2009 - " There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian -- wheeling and dealing ... "
HIS DESPICABLE, DESPERATE CAMPAIGN OF DIVISION, DIVERSION, DEMAGOGUERY AND LIES - is ZEROING in on defeat as his poll numbers drop from the sky
I HAVE A DREAM - second term
NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED - Hankies provided
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